Dis iz a pichur uv Kween Bitsee, frum da cassul.
I fink she iz hot stuff. Or wud be iff she loosuned up a liddul.
I fink I'm just da boykiddee tew dew it.
I woan effur stop trying to mayk hur my furree own Kween.
I wudunt mynd beeyun hur consort at all...if ya no wut I meen.

Heer ar sum kards dat I mayd an sendud tew hur,
but she jus purrtendud tew be owtrajed.



an dis uffur wun



Aint day gudgud?? I wurkt furry hard on dem an she jus skofs.
(Maybee its a hareball, I neffur fot uv dat befur.)
Maybee yoo kud hep me owt.
Rite too hur fur me an tell hur wut a kool cat
I am. Let hur no how lukky she wud be too haf me.
Fangu fur yur hep.



Heerz hur address:
Kween Bitsee
Dorissimo's Domain
Cyberspace, USA.

Or, yew kin put a messuj in dis buk I startud fur hur.

Leev a messuj fur da kween

See hoo else iz helpun

I hoap it wurx.
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